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I've always had horrid morning breath. It's something I've accepted about myself long ago. I know, you're thinking that everyone has bad morning breath, right? Well, mine's above (below?) average. Here's proof:
This morning after the kids left for school, Josh and I were cuddling together on the couch. I'd managed to shower and fix my hair before I got them out the door (yay me!) but I had yet to brush my teeth. After a few moments of snuggling, Josh said to me, "Something smells like puke."
I replied, "Oh yeah, that's my breath. I haven't brushed my teeth yet."
He quickly said, "Well, go brush them!"
I was kind of dozing a bit, and I didn't feel the need to brush at that exact moment so I said "I will in a minute."
He sat there quietly for a second or two and then said more to himself than to me, "I wish I didn't have a nose."
Talk about a less-than-subtle hint!!
This morning after the kids left for school, Josh and I were cuddling together on the couch. I'd managed to shower and fix my hair before I got them out the door (yay me!) but I had yet to brush my teeth. After a few moments of snuggling, Josh said to me, "Something smells like puke."
I replied, "Oh yeah, that's my breath. I haven't brushed my teeth yet."
He quickly said, "Well, go brush them!"
I was kind of dozing a bit, and I didn't feel the need to brush at that exact moment so I said "I will in a minute."
He sat there quietly for a second or two and then said more to himself than to me, "I wish I didn't have a nose."
Talk about a less-than-subtle hint!!
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Date: 2008-08-26 08:57 pm (UTC)I know this because my hubby tells me this all the time. Then I reply with, "I know! But I can't afford to have $10,000 worth of dental work done right now!"
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Date: 2008-08-26 09:19 pm (UTC)I have to confess that I've only ever properly kissed my husband a handful of times, in the first few weeks we were going out, because his breath is so...potent.
I still love him:)
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